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\u25cfA small child met his new teacher for the first time.<\/p>\n
“Are you good?” asked the teacher.<\/p>\n
“I am the sort of boy my mom tells me not to play with.”<\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u25cfA man went to a shoe-shop to buy shoes.<\/p>\n
He put many pairs on his feet.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Finally, he was satisfied.<\/p>\n
“At last,” he said, ” I have found a pair of shoes that fit me.”<\/p>\n
“I am not surprised,” replied the weary salesman,<\/p>\n
“They are your own shoes.”<\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u25cfA husband complained to his friend:<\/p>\n
“I can never keep a secret from my wife.<\/p>\n
She always knows when I lie.\u00a0<\/p>\n
I do not know why a scientist invented a machine to detect lies.\u00a0<\/p>\n
My wife is better than any machine.”<\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u25cf At the optician’s, a customer asked,<\/p>\n
“Are my new glasses ready?”<\/p>\n
“Yes sir,” replied the optician who was a pretty gir.\u00a0 “Try them”<\/p>\n
He did and was satisfied.\u00a0 He said,<\/p>\n
” I can see you very well.\u00a0 Good-bye young man.”<\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u25cf\u00a0 Father is reading Cinderella to his son to send him to sleep.<\/p>\n
“Daddy,”\u00a0 \u00a0 interrupts the wide-awake boy,<\/p>\n
“When the pumpkin changed into a golden carriage,<\/p>\n
what did Cinderella declare on her tax return-extra income<\/p>\n
or capital growth?”<\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u25cf\u3000A teacher was giving a lesson on good manners.<\/p>\n
“Suppose, by mistake, you step on a lady’s foot.\u00a0 What did you do?”<\/p>\n
“I say Pardon me.”<\/p>\n
“Very good.\u00a0 Now suppose the lady, to reward you, gives you a coin.\u00a0<\/p>\n
What do you do?”<\/p>\n
“Step on the other foot to get a second one.”<\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u25cfA policeman visited a fortune-teller.<\/p>\n
“One of your clients has lodged a complaint against you.<\/p>\n
I must arrest you for fraud.”<\/p>\n
“Which client?” she demanded.<\/p>\n
“But madam, surely you must know.”<\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/p>\n
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