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\u00a0<\/p>\n
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A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police officer. When the man was approached by the police officer, the man says, “What’s the matter, sir?”<\/p>\n
Police:\u00a0 “You were driving at least 125km\/h.”<\/p>\n
Man: “No, sir.\u00a0 I was going at 100km\/h.”<\/p>\n
His wife:\u00a0 “Oh, dear. You did drive at over 130km\/h.”<\/p>\n
Police: “I must also give you a ticket for your broken tail light.”<\/p>\n
Man: “Broken tail light?\u00a0 I didn’t know about it.”<\/p>\n
His wife: “Oh, dear.\u00a0 I’ve told you that for weeks.”<\/p>\n
Police: “You need to pay a fine for not wearing your seat belt.”<\/p>\n
Man: “Oh, sir.\u00a0 I\u00a0 just took it off when you had approached.”<\/p>\n
His wife: “Oh, dear.\u00a0 You never wear your seat belt for years.”<\/p>\n
Man: (to his wife) “Shut your mouth!”<\/p>\n
Police: “Ma’am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?”<\/p>\n
His wife: “No, sir. Only when he’s drunk.”<\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/p>\n
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